Funny Graphics

What a Basket

2007-06-21T04:56:00.001-07:00

Three Legs?

2007-06-21T04:51:00.000-07:00

LIONS MAY HAVE SEX 40 TIMES PER DAY, 40 ORGASMS

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Long Lasting Whiteness

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The AXE effect

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Really Big !!

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What a Girl !!

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Bat out of Hell

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Learn Chinese

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The guy in the middle is keeping "the finger" to himself:

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What? A Topless Women...

2007-06-13T23:17:00.000-07:00

I thought you had like a

greeting card with a

topless woman on it

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Calories burnt for various sexual tasks

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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
With your teeth through her shirt.....108 Calories

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..................................... 12 Calories
69 lying down............................... 78 Calories
69 standing up............................. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ .....326 Calories
Italian chandelier. (just look it up).. 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

Girl Of The Month

2007-06-13T23:13:00.000-07:00

Keep your mobile with you .... otherwise....?????

2007-05-28T06:40:00.000-07:00

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it 's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It 's only Rs.10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs95,00,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They 're asking Rs.75 ,50,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 70,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I 'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks:

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"Anyone knows whose this mobile belongs to?"

Sexy Lady

2007-05-28T06:24:00.000-07:00

Problem

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A man visits a doctor."I think I have a problem, doc" said the patient.
"One of my balls has turned blue".
The doctor examined the main briefly and concluded the patient would die
if they didnt have is testicals removed."Are you crazy" exclaimed the
doctor."How could I let u do such a thing to me ?". "Do u want to die ?
asked the doctor rhetorically, and teh patient had to agree to have
testicale removed".

But two weeks after the operation, he came back."Doc, I don`t know how
to say this, but the other ball has turned blue too." Again, the doctor
told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off
too. And again, the man was very reluctant. "Hey, do you want to die?",
asked the doc, and the patient had to
agree to the operation.

But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the
doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My ***** is now
completely blue."

After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the
bad news. If he wants to live, his ***** has to go. Of course, he did
not want to hear about it. "You really want to die?", asked the doctor.

"But... how do I pee?" "We`ll install an plastic pipe, and there will be
no problem."

So, the ***** is removed and a while after the operation, the
unfortunate man again returns the doctor`s office.He is very angry.
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue." "What?" Can you tell me what a
hell is happening?"

So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully this time, and says,
"Hmmmm, I think the jeans is loosing colour......"

Beautyful girl

2007-05-24T02:59:00.000-07:00

People learn from their MISTAKES.......

2007-05-24T02:42:00.000-07:00

The first photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.

The second photo was taken when Bush went to China.

Coke Commercial "It's For You" Spoof

2007-05-24T02:16:00.000-07:00

Brilliant spoof of coke commercial "Its for You".

Holi Hai !!!!

2007-05-23T05:39:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan

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Funny Photos: Learning start from the childhood

2007-05-23T02:49:00.000-07:00

Funny Photos: Learning start from the childhood

Tips to make your love alive

2007-05-22T22:36:00.001-07:00

Everybody wants to tell their partner that how much they love them. Even if you don?t tell you should do the same. Now you would want to know what you could do to keep your relationship stronger and fresh and full of life!

Here are some ideas which could be beneficial in keeping your relationship fresh throughout the twelve months. The basic idea involved is to be 'romantic?:

1.A cute greeting card: You must have felt on many occasions how important the greeting cards are. Without any special occasion, you could give you partner a card with the theme 'I love you?.

2.Leave hand-written notes for your sweetheart : If you don?t fancy giving the card directly in hand, you could write 'I Love You? on a paper, on a dry leaf (if you know bit of art), on an envelope with some tiny gift inside (Like a pen, a key chain) and hide it in his/her drawer or his/her wallet. It would be a real fun for him/her to find these notes? Try It! These will make him/her feel special.

3. Magic of touch heal : It is said that 'Human touch is a great healer?. Now, whenever you get a chance and as often you can remember touch his/her knee, shoulder, hand or back with you hand.

4. A beautiful Massage for your sweetheart : You could give foot rubs (You could use some essential oils); shoulder rubs to each other which will give relaxation to his/her body.

5. Hold the face to make him/her feel extra special : You could hold his/her face in your hands; this is also a loving human touch. It might connect you back to the good old, your first days.

6. Arrange a surprise picnic : You arrange a day out to a park with her/him. This could be more loving if it is a surprise picnic. It would show that you are willing to go an extra mile to keep your relationship alive.

7. Share Some Activities to give comfort : Try out things which are not done in the normal routine likewise you could share some of his/her activities while giving a level of 'comfort? to your partner. You could help out in cooking, in hanging out the clothes, looking after the baby while she could have a nap, help cleaning his/her vehicle etc.

8.Sing a romantic song to show how much you love him/her : You could sing a song he/she loves. You don?t have to be a good singer for this. The main thing you try achieving here is to give a 'comfort Zone? to the person.

9. Cooking : If most of the time she is cooking for you, how about getting up little early and makes a nice meal/breakfast and have it together, in the bed or at the table. It could be a surprise meal.

10. Surprise : Without any occasion, you could surprise him/her by giving a beautiful flower of his/her choice.
Hopefully you will try these tips, and be happy to be successful. Make your relationship alive and loving. That is life!

Rani Mukherjiii n Kamal Hassan

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Britney in a magzine

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Lindsay

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Sharon Stone

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Shakeela

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Suganthi in wet saree

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Britney Spears n Madonna kissing each other

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Funniest one line jokes.

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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak.

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in
advance.

"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the
phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a
cloth and sells the cloth.

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
"You're lucky. My wife does."

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to
me.

"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."

The weekend

2007-05-22T04:05:00.000-07:00

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelery store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said:" I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said: "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by cheque.
"I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I'll write
it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll
pick the ring up Monday afternoon,
" he said. Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Mouse

2007-05-22T04:03:00.000-07:00

How sad!!!!!!!

2007-05-22T03:59:00.000-07:00

At a doctor's clinic one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your back?

"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!", said the patient.

Firewall

2007-05-22T03:57:00.000-07:00

Helicopter Game

2007-05-22T03:43:00.000-07:00

Last as long as you can flying through a cave without hitting the roof, floor or obstacles in your way.

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Presence of Mind

2007-05-22T00:47:00.000-07:00

John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter."
As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him,
So he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot.

Which place are you from?"
John replied, "I'm from Mexico , sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico ?" asked the manager.
John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."

"My wife is from Mexico ," the manager said.
John replied, "Which team did she play for?"

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN…..With Country

2007-05-22T00:06:00.000-07:00

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France .
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia .
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia .
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The funeral

2007-05-22T00:02:00.000-07:00

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

"Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

"My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Why I don't play Golf

2007-05-21T23:59:00.001-07:00

Wet Beauty V

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Wet Beauty IV

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Wet Beauty III

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Wet Beauty II

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Wet Beauty I

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Cartoon

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Suicide Instruction

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lets play golf....

2007-05-21T04:56:00.000-07:00

Which ball should I Choose

Just Do It

2007-05-21T04:55:00.001-07:00

Linux Painguin

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English lession - STOP or SOTP ?

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Dolphin or COW lphin ?

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Funny Mirror

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HOT !!!

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enlarged

2007-05-21T04:25:00.000-07:00

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your
picture.
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe?
We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims,
"oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".
He beams and asks why and she answers,
"So I can get it enlarged!"

do I miss him!

2007-05-21T04:19:00.000-07:00

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before
passionate love,
the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."
The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible?
You've been married three times before."
The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh,
do I miss him!"

Laundry Room Girl

2007-05-19T06:06:00.000-07:00

We'll always remember you.

Crazy Woman

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Oops

2007-05-19T05:40:00.000-07:00

Oops pictures for people, planes, cars, trucks, trains, animals & more.

Funny Dutch Commercial

2007-05-19T05:14:00.000-07:00

A Dutch insurance commercial involving a guy getting needles placed all over his body (a Chinese healing technique). Watch to find out what happens next!

Four kinds of sex

2007-05-18T04:45:00.000-07:00

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

Specimen Cup

2007-05-18T04:38:00.000-07:00

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant.
So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.
The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid
was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing.
So, I tried with my left hand...nothing.
My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing.
Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

i swallow

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i wish these were brains

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you are a naughty boy, go to my room

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you wish

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i love to make boys cry

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kiss my ass

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shut up & lick it

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stop staring at my TITS ! ( touch them)

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if you can read this, it's your lucky day

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single

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this t-shirt would look good on your bedroom floor

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nipples like bullets

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my nipples get harder than most guys dicks

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Goblins

2007-05-18T03:48:00.000-07:00

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a
strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So
the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first
wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to
live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My
second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a
million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your
wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's
what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

Water Bed

2007-05-17T22:35:00.000-07:00

Are people are so stupid?

from how many days he didnt pie

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what is it in?

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riding big ..............

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what a pleasure

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its dead

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He-man

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OMG ! how long it is

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bad smel. ugly man

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press it

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slowly, its paining

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oh yes

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its a big one

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hlod it

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what she does

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beautiful gal

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watermark

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Silent Beats

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plug n play

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Is it magic?

2007-05-17T04:14:00.000-07:00

Hot Or not

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